Dear Donnie,
Let me introduce myself. I’m not just a voter who is going to vote against you in November. Heck, no; there are plenty of those. I’m way more than that. I’m both your worst enemy and your worst nightmare, all packed into one at the same time — and I’m especially proud of it. You see, most people who will be voting against you in November will be casting their individual ballot. That’s great, but it’s not good enough for me. I’ll be turning my individual vote against you into many dozens of votes against you. I’m donating my valuable time to ensuring that you lose in a big way. To use your own words, “It’ll be a beautiful thing” to watch you go down in defeat. I’ll be driving dozens of Democratic voters to the polls all day who, had it not been for me, would not have voted at all because they couldn’t get to the polls. Some are elderly, some are handicapped, some are just scared. But don’t worry, Donnie, I’ll guarantee that they get there with plenty of time to vote against you. And I encourage everyone reading this letter to follow my lead and do the same.

Oh, Donnie, I know you’re used to having your political cronies genuflect in front of you and kiss your ring, and when they don’t, you throw them under the bus and fire them. That’s the only way you maintain your power over them. Well, you have no such power over me. None. Nada. You can’t do anything to me. You know it and I know it, and I know that must frustrate you to no end. Well, too bad, Donnie; you’ve met your match in the citizens of this country. You see, you couldn’t even get elected. Hillary beat you by over 3 million votes. You were merely “appointed” by the electoral college.

We’ve had more than enough of you, your incessant lying, your inexcusable racism, your misogynism, your support of white nationalists, your alienating esteemed world leaders, your disregard for our cherished Constitution, your mismanaging the pandemic, your needless wall, your locking immigrant children in cages, your increasing the national debt by over $2 Trillion, your constant need for self-aggrandizement, your cowering in the bunker, your using tear gas and rubber bullets on peaceful protesters, your incredible incompetence, and your malignant narcissism. You’re a despicable human and an absolute embarrassment to America. You’re nothing but an unqualified bullshit artist; we know it and so do you. The time for you to be ousted from public office is long overdue. You’re the worst president in all of American history. We must regain the democracy that you destroyed, and we’re going to do it with a new president who is a real leader instead of a “fake” and incompetent one who was only able to follow Hitler’s playbook.

So, adios, Donnie. May you fade into the amnesia of history and never be heard from ever again. And may Americans heal from the damage you’ve done to America by forgetting you ever existed.

Sincerely,
Your Worst Enemy

#NotMyPresident