Get ready for the 2026 primaries — the end of Trump, the traitorous MAGA cult & the worthless Republican Party!
Oust all of Trump's Republican lapdogs and lemmings!
It's going to be a brutal midterm election for MAGA. We can't wait!
(We think, therefore we vote Democratic)
We're proud we didn't watch the LYING FASCIST PIG!
No, we didn't watch Sundowning Trump's bucket of lies last night. We had a far more important thing to do: have a good bowel movement. We wouldn't give that undeserving fucking asshole a minute of our valuable time or attention. Instead, we turned to this morning's numerous legitimate news channels (not fake fox news) where Trump and his "shit show" were described by all like this:
- A cascade of falsehoods
- One lie after another for nearly two hours
- The liar lied again
- He's not well
- Doubling down on insanity
- Killer of Americans
- Rant-fest
- Grotesque
- A rant that is full of lies
- Filled with false and misleading claims and easily fact-checkable lies
- Spewed lies, propaganda and hatred
- Packed with racist talking points
- A rancid last hurrah of failed and malicious politics
- Filled with made-up statistics, twisted grievances, and unhinged rhetoric
- A man constructing a fantasy in real time
- Nothing but lies and fake news
- Relentless economic lies
- Blamed others for his failures
- Rapidly deteriorating and desperate
- Unhinged whiner
- Disinformation and lies
- Delusional and dangerous
- Out of touch with reality
- Torrent of effluvia
- Out of control
- Lie-filled
- Meandering
- Bigoted
- Cheap
- A mockery
- Fucked up
- Pathetic sad sack
- Insulting
- Racist
- Disturbingly dark
- Depressing
- Desperate
- Dysfunctional
- Blathering
- Rambling like a buffoon
- Raging asshole
- The dude is nuts
- Dipshit in decline
- Idiotic
- Spewing nonsense
- Spittle-inflected rage
- Bonfire of our collective brain cells
- Propaganda read off a teleprompter
- Christian nationalist
- Fascist
- Embarrassing
- Sick
- Trump needs his diaper changed
- Shitted out incoherent nonsense
- Trump is not well — physically or mentally
Trump is a fucking asshole. He knows it. The Republicans know it. Democrats know it. The world knows it. And most importantly, we voters know it.
“Is the president working for you?” asked Abigail Spanberger, the Virginia governor who won a decisive victory last year in an election that put Democrats firmly in control of the southern state, and who presented the Democratic rebuttal last night to Trump's diatribe. “We all know the answer is no,” she said.
The reality is that numbers tell a completely different story than the one Trump told last night. His approval is collapsing, the economy is on the verge of a free fall, and everything around him is starting to fall apart. His latest approval rating is a pathetic 36 percent, lower than it's ever been before and it's still falling, according to CNN’s latest poll. It's past due time that America gets rid of Trump and his ass-kissing sycophants and lapdogs.
Interesting side note: At the same time as Trump's shit-show, Turner Classic Movies Channel was broadcasting "Gaslight." Good move, TCM.
Texas Congressman Al Green confronts Dementia Donnie before worthless MAGA Republicans
denied him of his 1st Amendment right of free speech and ripped the sign from his hands!
Which DEMOCRAT will be America's next president?
After mentally unhinged Trump's "shit show" diatribe, which he called the State of the Union speech, and which we won't even stoop into Trump's filthy gutter to dignify with a response, it's a lock that this year's mid-term elections will see a Big Blue Wave takeover of both chambers of Congress. Democrats only need a net gain of three seats to win control of the House. In the Senate, Democrats only need to flip four seats to win a majority. Get out and vote for Democrats in the mid-terms, America!
It's far too early to tell, but these are a few of the possible Democratic presidential candidates seemingly expressing interest and posturing themselves as possibilities as of this writing:
- Gavin Newsom, Governor of California
- Pete Buttigieg, former Transportation Secretary and former Mayor of South Bend, Indiana
- JB Pritzker, Governor of Illinois
- Kamala Harris, former U.S. Vice President
- Josh Shapiro, Governor of Pennsylvania
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, U.S. representative for New York's 14th congressional district
- Ruben Gallego, Senator from Arizona
- Mark Kelly, senior U.S. Senator from Arizona, naval officer and former astronaut
IN OTHER NEWS:
1. This past Sunday, the Secret Service shot and killed Austin Tucker Martin, a 21-year-old who attempted to enter the Mar-a-Lago perimeter. It's important to note that Martin is from a North Carolina family of Trump supporters. Even Trump's own MAGA Maggots can't stand him and want him gone.
2. Trump has ordered a huge buildup of forces in the Middle East and preparations for a potential air attack on Iran. Why? Sundowning Trump has not laid out any legitimate detail to the American public why he might be leading the U.S. into its most aggressive action against the Islamic Republic since its 1979 revolution. Trump has no plan.
3. Also, this image was sicko Trump's response to the USA Olympic hockey team beating the Canadian team while Kash Patel, Trump's incompetent and wannabe head of the FBI, flew to Milan on the taxpayers' dime and guzzled beer in the locker room like a frat party first-timer who’ll soon be vomiting into the nacho bar. The only thing lower than low-class is no-class.
America's #1 LOSER!
It's time for Section 4 of the 25th Amendment — the pre-midterm removal of Trump
Mark your calendars for the biggest "No Kings" rally ("No Trump" demonstration) on July 4, 2026, democracy's 250th Anniversary!
We tell it like it really is, and not like Dementia Donnie would have you believe in his warped, twisted, and toddler's altered sense of reality!
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