Could Bimbo Bitch Bondi be on her way out?
America hopes so! Everyone knows that Bondi is a worthless, vindictive, retaliatory bitch who has no respect for the rule of law.
CNN reported yesterday that Trump has privately mused about firing his Attorney General Pam Bondi and replacing her with EPA administrator Lee Zeldin, as Trump is reportedly frustrated by the backlash and anger in his MAGA cult over Bondi's botched handling of the Epstein files. Duh!
Bondi faces a deposition later this month on Capitol Hill related to the congressional investigation into the late sex trafficker and pedophile. If it's anything like her last deposition on Capitol Hill, she'll waste lawmakers' time and lie her way through it, evading every important question. Trump has also fumed that Bondi hasn’t investigated enough of his political opponents.
Bondi needs to be prosecuted for lying in a Congressional deposition and for repeatedly violating our Constitution as attorney general. Lock her up!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Shortly after 1 pm yesterday, Trump walked into the East Room of the White House to join faith leaders for an Easter lunch celebration. Once at the mic, the malignant narcissist launched into nearly 45 minutes of rambling, self-focused commentary that had very little to do with Easter and everything to do with himself. He drifted between attacks on judges, racist rhetoric about immigrants, and bizarre tangents about seizing foreign oil and mocking allied world leaders, all while religious leaders stood beside him and said nothing.
Shortly after the luncheon had ended, the White House deleted the video recording of his entire speech because what he said was such a disaster that even they knew it would be a struggle to contain it.
When taken in context to everything else he said today, to a room full of pastors, reverends, and bishops, during Holy Week, it just keeps looking worse. He did full impressions of Allied world leaders turning him down when he asked for help in the Strait of Hormuz. He mocked British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, telling the room the UK has “two old broken down aircraft carriers.” He mocked French President Macron, calling him “France Macaron,” joking that Macron’s wife treats him “extremely badly,” and referencing “the right to the jaw.” These are the leaders of nations whose soldiers fought and died alongside ours in Afghanistan after September 11th. These are the countries that invoked NATO’s mutual defense clause for the first and only time in history, not for themselves, but for us. And this is how he talks about them at an Easter prayer lunch.
What a no-class asshole! He has no redeeming value whatsoever.
Skyscraper library?
Yesterday Demented Donnie Dipshit revealed plans for a Miami skyscraper planned to house his presidential library. What a laugh! A Trump presidential library?
What's it going to house — Trump's collection of MAD magazines? Or maybe María Cornia Machado's Nobel Peace Prize? Or maybe the grifter's bibles embossed with his name? Or maybe his gold spray-painted gym shoes? Or maybe the national security documents he stole and then hid in Mar-a-Lago's bathroom?
Trump posted a video to his failing social media site that appears to show digital renderings for his presidential library. Set to dramatic music, the video unveils a piercing tower along the Miami skyline emblazoned with the signature “Trump” lettering seen on his other towers. The video includes panning shots of the tower’s exterior and interior, with a presidential jet parked in the lobby alongside a gold escalator like the one Trump rode while launching his campaign in 2015. Other shots show a giant ballroom like the one he’s planning for the White House, a replica Oval Office, rooftop gardens and a large, gold statue of Trump. Of course his video contained the URL of a web site with a link to donate money for those stupid enough to do so.
A Trump presidential library — what a f*cking joke!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Yesterday, the Palm Beach International Airport, the airport closest to Mar-a-Lago, was cleared by Florida's spineless lawmakers to be renamed to the President Donald J. Trump International Airport. The legislation awaits the signature of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis after it's expected to pass the state Senate this coming Thursday. Changing the airport’s name is expected to cost as much as $5.5 million for new signage, branding and other updates.
Real Patriotic Americans can't wait for the Big Beautiful Obituary in order to demolish, burn down, or rename anything and everything with the name "Trump" on it as we restore democracy in America and remove this traitor's name from history. Then, after the Big Blue Wave win in both the House and Senate, Real Patriotic Americans will encourage our newly elected Democratic majority to either nullify or reverse all of Trump's executive orders that violated our Constitution.
MADA: Make America Democratic Again!
MAGA: Morons Are Governing America
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