Aargh! I can guide you through the Strait of Hormuz on the SS Epstein!
Only I can do it!
I'm also the BIGGEST LIAR on the planet!
Trump can't hide his mental decline
"No Deal" Donnie won’t say whether the US-Iran truce remains in place after both sides fired shots in the Strait of Hormuz, a critical oil and liquified natural gas chokepoint. He also warned Iranian forces they would be “blown off the face of the Earth” if they targeted US ships in the strait or the Persian Gulf. That is the language of the incompetent, mentally diminished, and cognitively declining felon and sexual abuser who calls himself "president."
Trump has grown frustrated at the deadlock in the strait, and the citizens of America have grown frustrated with the deadbeat squatting in the Oval Office.
Yesterday afternoon, Demented Donnie walked into the East Room of the White House nearly an hour late for the Small Business Summit he was hosting. He did not explain the delay, that there had been a man with a gun shot by Secret Service officers nearby, or that an innocent child had been struck by gunfire in the process and rushed to a hospital. Instead, he walked to the podium, and in front of hundreds of small business owners who had traveled from all across the country for what was supposed to be one of the proudest days of their professional lives, this LOSER launched into a 67-minute ramble, airing all of his grievances and personal vendettas. What these people got was a malignant narcissist whose attention span has visibly collapsed, performing for the cameras, who spent more time slurring his way through a litany about things that had nothing to do with small business and everything to do with himself and his need for validation — this is late stage authoritarianism before the fall. Slurred speech. Sycophants managing his attention span. Lapdogs reading prepared praise while Trump stood unfocused and nearly falling asleep beside them. This was the propaganda machine running on top of a so-called "leader" who could not even reliably finish sentences. The unhinged lunatic, 79, also revealed his unconstitutional plan to stay in the White House for another "eight to nine" years. Not likely.
Trump is in serious mental decline and needs to be impeached and removed from office now.
Trump says U.S. military will "guide" ships through the Strait of Hormuz
Trump says U.S. military will "guide" ships through the Strait of Hormuz, calling it "Project Freedom," but that it is NOT an escort mission. Just who does Trump think he's bullshitting?
Just how Trump figures on getting merchant ships moving through the strait again is, of course, not defined, just like all of his other brain dead, shoot-from-the-hip ideas. We now know that if Trump's mouth is moving, he's lying — just like the bogus excuse given this past Saturday afternoon when Trump was quickly rushed off the golf course in Jupiter, Florida for a “planned visit” to a dentist that had not appeared anywhere on his official schedule. There was no name given for the dentist. No description of what was performed. No statement from his physician. The trip was not on the public schedule, but the White House also called it “planned.” Oh, yeah, a "planned visit" to a dentist in the middle of a golf game. Right! What was planned for later in the day was for Trump to be at his Doral resort to present the trophy at the PGA Cadillac Championship. He skipped it.
This is what it looks like when the White House decides the public no longer gets to know basic facts about the man squatting in the Oval Office. And the reason for the secrecy and deception is that they want us to stop trusting our own eyes. The same White House that calls itself the most transparent in history is the one telling us to ignore what is right in front of us. We are being lied to yet again, America!
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