"The world is hoping for one last death."
— the worldwide free press
"If you don't want to be criticized by the press, then don't run for office," said Peter Loge, associate professor of media and public affairs and director of the Project on Ethics in Political Communication at The George Washington University School of Media & Public Affairs.
If he's not retarded, then what do you call him?
Artificial intelligence says "retarded" is an offensive, ableist slur used to describe people with intellectual disabilities or, in slang, to call someone/something foolish. Originally a clinical term (1895) for slow mental development, it is now considered derogatory and harmful, replaced legally by "intellectual disability," which affects about 1%–2.5% of the population. That's Donnie all right.
This unhinged idiot's latest manufactured diversion to take the focus off of his involvement in both the war he started and in the Epstein files is his plan to paint the ornate Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House with "magic paint."
No, folks, we didn't make up this shit. We're not the ones who are delusional. Read about it yourself on CNN by clicking here.
Trump is proposing painting the ornate granite office building a bright white. The Commission of Fine Arts, which oversees changes to federal buildings and has been stacked with Trump loyalists, on Thursday will review and weigh in on the plans for the first time.
But a pair of preservationist groups challenging Trump’s changes is warning that moving forward with the painting project is illegal — and that the paint won’t actually work on the building’s granite surface.
Trump, the idiot who has probably never opened a can of paint in his life, has privately claimed the “magic paint” would “strengthen the stone, keep water out, prevent staining, be easy to apply, and rarely require painting,” according to a document obtained by CNN that details the results of an expert analysis conducted by the preservationist groups.
The experts concluded that “mineral silicate paints are not suited for use on granite,” explaining that the stone does not chemically bond with this type of paint. Priming the granite, they added, would incur “permanent damage,” and the paint would “not strengthen granite or improve its structural durability.” It would also fail to prevent staining, which, they said, “is likely to be much more visible on paint than on the existing granite surface.”
So, although we're fully aware that "retarded" is considered an archaic term that's been replaced by being "intellectually disabled," we're bringing it back, as it more accurately describes Trump.
While Trump was busy with his latest diversion, JD Vance, his puppet, was failing in his negotiations to end Trump's war with Iran. Vance said America has put forward its “best and final” offer, so the ball now seems to sit firmly in the Iranian court. And if there are going to be more talks, Iran will have to change its position. Iran believes the talks failed because of “excessive” U.S. demands, and it’s clear from both sides that nuclear enrichment is a key sticking point.
So now, with the Trump regime's failure to reach an agreement, two fundamental questions hang in the air: How will Iran respond to the U.S. walking away? And how much longer will the global economy be stuck in limbo?
MAGA = Morons Are Governing America
Is Demonic Dementia Donnie on his way out for good? America and the rest of the world certainly hope so!
Let's look at the UNDENIABLE FACTS based on Trump's actions and not on his fabricated and fake narrative:
- Trump would be nothing if he wasn't a LOSER. As reported in The Economist, Trump's Iranian war "has set back his chief war aims and revealed the shallowness of his vision."
- Trump is mentally unfit for office. Representative Jamie Raskin (D-MD) has called for Trump to take a cognitive test in the wake of his Iran threats as Democrats question Trump's mental fitness.
- Trump is growing more erratic and mentally unstable by the day.
- Yesterday was the fourth time he’s set a deadline for attacking Iran. March 21, then pushed to April 6. Then an 8 PM deadline on April 7, when he threatened “a whole civilization will die tonight” and announced a ceasefire 90 minutes before his own cutoff. And now yesterday's. Another 24 hours with the threat of annihilation. He keeps threatening violence, and then pulling back, and then threatening again, each time more erratic than the last. And this time, he did it while his own Vice President was already in the air on the way to Pakistan for peace talks. JD Vance told reporters before boarding Air Force Two, “If the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we’re certainly willing to extend the open hand.” And at that same moment, asshole Trump was on the phone with a tabloid, bragging about ammunition — seemingly preemptively sabotaging his own negotiator, making us and the world question if peace is what he really wants. We don't think so. This malignant narcissist just wants to kill people.
- Trump posted a video of a woman being beaten to death with a hammer at a gas station in Fort Myers, Florida. The full, unblurred footage. Twenty seconds of Nilufa Easmin, a mother of two, being struck in the head, falling to the ground, and being hit again and again while she lay there. With a replay button at the end, inviting you to watch her die over and over again. Asshole Trump turned her death into content he used to spread propaganda, to make us associate immigration with violence so deeply that we stop seeing immigrants as people and start seeing them as threats. The only threat here is Trump — the traitor to the United States of America.
- Trump also wrote a long and rambling post attacking Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones — the people who built his movement, defended him for years, and carried his message to millions. He called them “stupid people” with “Low IQs.” “NUT JOBS.” “LOSERS” with “Third Rate Podcasts.” He called Carlson a “Hand Flailing Fool” and wrote, “Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist!” (Note: the only one needing a psychiatrist is Trump, the malignant narcissist!).
- Trump has broken nearly every campaign promise he made to the American people.
- Trump started his war with Iran without any prior Congressional approval, killing thousands, including innocent schoolchildren. Trump had no initial plan, no backup plan, and no endgame plan — this is what you get with a draft-dodging, shoot-from-the-hip reality show host now squatting in the Oval Office pretending to act like he can direct military strategy. Trump is an embarrassment to the United States of America.
- Trump and his ICE goons have murdered innocent American citizens on the streets of America.
- Inflation is now at 3.3% on an annualized basis because of the war Trump started, which is the highest rate since Trump stole the office of president, and is likely to keep rising for months, even if the war is brought to a quick end and the Strait of Hormuz is reopened.
- The price of gasoline rose 21.2% in March, which was a record, and grocery prices are rising as the cost of diesel fuel rises, as most food is shipped by trucks that use diesel. Gas prices averaged $4.15 a gallon nationwide yesterday, up from $2.98 on the day before the war began and a hike of nearly 40%, according to AAA motor club.
- The University of Michigan consumer sentiment index — a measure of how confident Americans are in the economy — just plummeted to a record low, in data stretching back to 1952.
- TACO Trump is far more anxious to cave in and cut another bad deal in order to give the illusion of winning and saving face, while Iran is truly the one holding all the cards with respect to the economic aspects of the Strait of Hormuz.
- The job market and consumer spending are weaker, and there are no large government stimulus checks being issued to spur demand.
- Trump is a grifter and a snake oil salesman. Check out his many other ripoffs where he has cheated Americans out of their hard-earned money while making a fortune for himself: Trump gas, Trump shoes, Trump cologne, the Trump bible, Trump NFTs, Trump resorts, and Trump University. The price of gas is a stronger predictor of presidential approval or disapproval than any other broad macroeconomic indicator, and is a stronger predictor of how the American public will vote in midterm elections than any other broad political measures. So, buh-bye Trump!
- While Trump's been hiding from the cameras, attending a MAGA fundraiser at the Trump Winery, and playing golf, he's been posting around the clock on social media, trying unsuccessfully to control the narrative so we don’t see how quickly his grip on power is slipping, and how he will do just anything to hold onto it. This time it's not going to work. Thankfully, Trump's time is short and he knows it. He can't backpedal his way out of this one. We're not fools.
- Yesterday, we also got the clearest evidence that even Trump himself knows how much trouble he and his presidency are in. According to The Wall Street Journal, Trump has repeatedly promised mass pardons to members of his administration before leaving office. “I’ll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval,” he said in a recent meeting. (Note: our new Democratic president will rescind those pardons and prosecute these MAGA traitors, including Trump himself).
MADA: Make America Democratic Again!
MAGA: Morons Are Governing America
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July 4, 2026 (democracy's 250th Anniversary)!
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