I don't know shit!
As Amanda Marcotte, senior politics writer at Salon, wrote, "Trump is too slow to pick up on important information and too lazy to learn. As 2025 comes to a close, this is the message that the White House wants most dearly for the public to absorb: The most powerful man in the world is far too dim to be held responsible to the nation he was elected to lead."
Marcotte continued, "Trump loves to brag about how he passed — or so he says — the test doctors use to screen for dementia. But when he is asked about anything harder and more politically fraught than 'can you draw a clock?' or 'is this a picture of a duck?,' the president is always quick with his favorite go-to answer: 'I don’t know.'”
Trump doesn't know shit.
When asked why he pardoned a Jan. 6 rioter who attacked a police officer with a stun gun, Trump replied, “I don’t know, was it a pardon?” (It was, which is why the reporter asked.)
When asked why he got an MRI and what part of the body they scanned, he responded: “No idea.” When asked about a recently released batch of photos showing him partying with Jeffrey Epstein — who called Trump “my closest friend for 10 years” and referred to himself as “Don’s best friend” — the president said, “I know nothing about it.”
When he was asked about Casey Means, an anti-science influencer he nominated as surgeon general, Trump said, “I don’t know her.” This response came less than 24 hours after he sung her praises on UNTruth Social.
When asked about blowing up boats of Venezuelans accused, without evidence, of drug trafficking, which he had previously bragged about doing, he replied, “I don’t know that happened.”
When asked about pardoning a cryptocurrency dealer who facilitated a deal that reportedly earned Trump billions, he responded, “I know nothing about it.”
As we said, Trump doesn't know shit. But guess what? We Real American Patriots know! Trump is an incessant liar and a convicted felon and sexual abuser who is unfit in every way for any office. Americans' #1 job in 2026 is to get rid of this evil madman and lunatic.
As Amanda Marcotte wrote, "The purpose of this gambit is to deflect accountability for his growing pile of failures, corruption and scandals. But the cumulative effect is to paint a picture of man who is profoundly, almost impossibly, dim-witted. If you take his 'I don’t knows' at face value — which he presumably wants his followers to do — it makes it hard to believe Trump 'aced' that 'do you have dementia' test he’s always talking about."
Profoundly dim-witted. That's Trump.
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Next Diversion: the idiot-in-chief wants to name a new generation of battleships after himself!
"Trump class" battleships — the latest diversion from Trump's inability to lead America, his plummeting poll numbers, and from his illicit involvement in the Epstein files.
But wasn't that a misprint? Didn't he mean "Trump NO CLASS" battleships?
Yesterday, CNN reported that cognitively declining Dementia Donnie announced a new generation of battleships bristling with new missiles, nuclear weapons and lasers. Inevitably, these will be “Trump Class” vessels, extending his narcissistic spree of naming things after himself. The bumbling blowhard said these new battleships will "inspire fear in America’s enemies all over the world.” You see, with Dictator Donnie, when you have no talent and no qualifications for the job, it's all about fear and intimidation. That's how dictators operate.
As distinguished historian and professor Heather Cox Richardson so articulately stated, "Trump seems to be focusing on creating a golden legacy for himself as the MAGA movement falters." The goal seems to give a childlike president a new toy, named after himself.
Trump, who has no shipbuilding experience, said he's going to take an active role in the fleet's design. “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me because I’m a very aesthetic person,” Trump said. “They’ll be very AI controlled,” he said without explanation. Does that mean "Asshole Inspired" like his recommendation of injecting bleach to get rid of Covid? Trump is so full of shit he stinks, so we think a better idea would be to name each outhouse in America's state parks after him, e.g. Trump's Shithouse, Presidential Pisser, Presidential Pooper, Convicted Felon's Crapper, Clown-In-Chief's Commode, Trump's Throne, Tangerine-Tan Toilet, Felon Flusher, etc.
Last week, Trump put his name on the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Not long before that, he put his name on the U.S. Institute of Peace. Next year, people will supposedly be able to buy pharmaceuticals from TrumpRx. Parents will be able to open “Trump Accounts” for newborns. Rich foreigners can buy Trump Gold Card visas for $1 million. Trump already has Trump Tower, Trump hotels and Trump golf resorts. He sees his "brand" as a monument to his success. We Real American Patriots know that it's all a facade while the wizard behind the curtain, the man-toddler, is nothing but a flamboyant failure. Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo observed that Trump is “a man who is bored, tapped out, losing coherence and energy and who others are trying to keep distracted.”
As Stephen Collinson of CNN said, "Fine presidential legacies are forged in deeds. George Washington’s greatest legacy was not that he gave his name to his new country’s capital, but that he consciously refused to behave like a king."
We tell it like it really is, and not like Dementia Donnie would have you believe in his warped, twisted, and altered sense of reality!
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