Next Diversion: the idiot-in-chief wants to name a new generation of battleships after himself!
"Trump class" battleships — the latest diversion from Trump's inability to lead America, his plummeting poll numbers, and from his illicit involvement in the Epstein files.
But wasn't that a misprint? Didn't he mean "Trump NO CLASS" battleships?
Yesterday, CNN reported that cognitively declining Dementia Donnie announced a new generation of battleships bristling with new missiles, nuclear weapons and lasers. Inevitably, these will be “Trump Class” vessels, extending his narcissistic spree of naming things after himself. The bumbling blowhard said these new battleships will "inspire fear in America’s enemies all over the world.” You see, with Dictator Donnie, when you have no talent and no qualifications for the job, it's all about fear and intimidation. That's how dictators operate.
As distinguished historian and professor Heather Cox Richardson so articulately stated, "Trump seems to be focusing on creating a golden legacy for himself as the MAGA movement falters."
Trump, who has no shipbuilding experience, said he's going to take an active role in the fleet's design. “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me because I’m a very aesthetic person,” Trump said. “They’ll be very AI controlled,” he said without explanation. Does that mean "Asshole Inspired?" Trump is so full of shit he stinks, so we think a better idea would be to name the outhouses in America's state parks after him.
Last week, Trump put his name on the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Not long before that, he put his name on the U.S. Institute of Peace. Next year, people will supposedly be able to buy pharmaceuticals from TrumpRx. Parents will be able to open “Trump Accounts” for newborns. Rich foreigners can buy Trump Gold Card visas for $1 million. Trump already has Trump Tower, Trump hotels and Trump golf resorts. He sees his "brand" as a monument to his success. We Real American Patriots know that it's all a facade while the wizard behind the curtain, the man-toddler, is nothing but a flamboyant failure. Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo observed that Trump is “a man who is bored, tapped out, losing coherence and energy and who others are trying to keep distracted.”
As Stephen Collinson of CNN said, "Fine presidential legacies are forged in deeds. George Washington’s greatest legacy was not that he gave his name to his new country’s capital, but that he consciously refused to behave like a king."
Hey, America, the fascists in Turning Point want this asshole to be the next president
That's right, folks. Turning Point USA, fascist Charlie Vance's organization, is already endorsing JD Vance as the next president as of this past weekend's youth conference in Phoenix. Vance’s inner circle believes his political future is directly tied to whether Trump can convince Americans he has successfully transformed the country for the better, and the entire world knows that Trump has only tried to drag the country down into the gutter with himself.
The conservative Republican party, however, is splitting apart at the seams with all of its infighting from within. Speakers bad-mouthed one another from the stage, clashed over whether to engage with conspiracy theorists, argued over who belongs in the GOP and America and sparred openly over Israel’s influence on US foreign policy. The conference became nothing more than a public airing of deepening fractures inside the MAGA movement.
Ben Shapiro, co-founder of the conservative media outlet Daily Wire, set the tone with the first speech after Charlie Kirk's widow, Erika Kirk, opened the MAGA convention. He attacked fellow commentators in deeply personal terms, saying some of the right’s most popular figures are morally bankrupt.
Candace Owens “has been vomiting all sorts of hideous and conspiratorial nonsense into the public square for years,” Shapiro said.
Megyn Kelly is “guilty of cowardice” because she’s refused to condemn Owens for spreading unsubstantiated theories about Kirk’s death.
And Tucker Carlson’s decision to host antisemite Nick Fuentes on his podcast was “an act of moral imbecility.”
“Ben Shapiro is like a cancer, and that cancer spreads,” said Steve Bannon, a former Trump adviser.
JD Vance was close buddies with fascist Charlie Kirk, whose backing helped enable his rapid but unwarranted political rise. At the conference, JD Vance said, “The only thing that has truly served as an anchor of the United States of America is that we have been, and by the grace of God we always will be, a Christian nation.” But, we ask, "Would a Christian nation treat immigrants the way this admin is treating them? Didn’t Christ say love your neighbor? Feed the poor? Heal the sick?" Vance’s statement flies in the face of our Constitution, whose First Amendment reads: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof….”
MAHA, Robert F. Kennedy's "Make America Healthy Hack Again" movement, also had a big presence at the Turning Point gathering. However, there has been friction with other parts of the MAGA coalition, particularly when it comes to rolling back environmental regulations.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." (Matthew 12:25)
Don't ever forget, Americans, that JD Vance is a turncoat. He was once a fierce critic of Trump, a "never-Trumper," calling him "America's Hitler," an "idiot," and both "reprehensible" and a "moral disaster." Now he's a Trump lapdog, a stalwart loyalist, bending over backwards to kiss his fat ass. Vance, like Trump, will lie and say whatever it takes to get ahead.
Regardless of who gets elected as America's next president, we Real Patriotic Americans anxiously look forward to the most important moment of all — marching Trump right out the front door of OUR house, the White House, with duct tape across his mouth and in handcuffs.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." (Matthew 12:25)
Don't ever forget, Americans, that JD Vance is a turncoat. He was once a fierce critic of Trump, a "never-Trumper," calling him "America's Hitler," an "idiot," and both "reprehensible" and a "moral disaster." Now he's a Trump lapdog, a stalwart loyalist, bending over backwards to kiss his fat ass. Vance, like Trump, will lie and say whatever it takes to get ahead.
Regardless of who gets elected as America's next president, we Real Patriotic Americans anxiously look forward to the most important moment of all — marching Trump right out the front door of OUR house, the White House, with duct tape across his mouth and in handcuffs.
We tell it like it really is, and not like Dementia Donnie would have you believe in his warped, twisted, and altered sense of reality!
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