Aargh! I can guide you through the Strait of Hormuz on the SS Epstein!
It will be the greatest achievement in the history of the world — a monumental success!
Bigger than anything the world has ever seen, and only I can do it!
Trump says U.S. military will "guide" ships through the Strait of Hormuz
Trump says U.S. military will "guide" ships through the Strait of Hormuz, calling it "Project Freedom," but that it is NOT an escort mission. Just who does Trump think he's bullshitting?
Just how Trump figures on getting merchant ships moving through the strait again is, of course, not defined, just like all of his other brain dead, shoot-from-the-hip ideas. We now know that if Trump's mouth is moving, he's lying — just like the bogus excuse given this past Saturday afternoon when Trump was quickly rushed off the golf course in Jupiter, Florida for a “planned visit” to a dentist that had not appeared anywhere on his official schedule. There was no name given for the dentist. No description of what was performed. No statement from his physician. The trip was not on the public schedule, but the White House also called it “planned.” Oh, yeah, a "planned visit" to a dentist in the middle of a golf game. Right! What was planned for later in the day was for Trump to be at his Doral resort to present the trophy at the PGA Cadillac Championship. He skipped it.
This is what it looks like when the White House decides the public no longer gets to know basic facts about the man squatting in the Oval Office. And the reason for the secrecy and deception is that they want us to stop trusting our own eyes. The same White House that calls itself the most transparent in history is the one telling us to ignore what is right in front of us. We are being lied to yet again, America!
The "thug" with the actual "low IQ" is not Hakeem Jeffries
It's none other than Trump.
While Trump was away from the White House, spending yet another vacation weekend in Florida, he grew restless in the middle of last night and in 42 minutes, he rapidly posted 11 times in a row, including a custom portrait of his own face sketched in gold, a photo of his face as an overlay at one end of Mount Rushmore, right next to Abraham Lincoln, and another fake image of himself floating in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, lounging shirtless on a gold blow-up chair, giving a thumbs-up alongside Vice President J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Doug Burgum, and an unknown woman in a very small gingham bikini. He also shared a post attacking a sitting member of Congress, Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, calling him “low IQ” and a “thug,” his favorite insults for black people.
The only one in the room who is both a "thug" and who has a "low IQ" is convicted felon, convicted sexual abuser, and white supremacist Dementia Donnie. This was the so-called president of the United States, during the active and illegal war he started, choosing to spend 42 minutes in the middle of the night posting fake fantasy images of himself instead of upholding the dignity of the office.
Friedrich Merz, Germany’s chancellor, said that the United States was being “humiliated” by Iran and appeared to have no exit strategy. Trump’s response was to announce troop withdrawals. Not a diplomatic call or a frank exchange through proper channels, but rather a punishment — a retaliation. And the people being punished are not Friedrich Merz like Trump thinks they are. They are us. They are the world. Trump needs to be impeached, removed from office, and the name Trump permanently erased from American history.
This is YOUR president, MAGA Maggots — not ours.
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