Wonder of the Day:
You mean Trump, the nearly eighty-year-old toddler
who never got over the terrible twos, is still alive?
Trump has no endgame for his war in Iran,
but American citizens certainly have an endgame for Trump.
Real American Patriots will ensure a Democratic Majority in the House and Senate
Democratic voters, a.k.a. Real American Patriots, are going to ensure an overwhelming Blue Wave win in both the House and Senate during this year's mid-term elections, putting an end to Spray Tan Trump's autocratic rule, fabricated national emergencies, and incessant lies. MAGA Maggots, who feed off of society and contribute nothing, will have to either find a new cult leader's ass to sniff or grow a brain and realize how warped and demented they and their cult truly are.
Real American Patriots are going to start by bringing back the rule of law, the upholding of the U.S. Constitution, and the impeaching, ousting, and prosecuting of traitorous Trump and his ass-kissing lapdogs in his Cabinet.
Real American Patriots are not going to try to rule the world by "making a deal," but rather by taking care of the American citizens who elected them to Congress.
Real American Patriots are going to immediately disband ICE and fire every one of its gestapo goons.
Real American Patriots are going to release the Epstein files, fully unredacted, in order to give the victims their day in court and to prosecute the perverted pedophiles — no deals, no pardons, no immunity, no fabricated national emergencies as a diversion from prosecution.
Real American Patriots will bring back the free press at all governmental meetings.
Real American Patriots will put an immediate end to air strikes against fishing boats.
Did you know?
Did you know that Trump is requiring that his subordinates wear the same shoes as he does — $145 Florsheim's? This classic dictator trope — forcing subordinates to copy your style — is another copycat move by Trump that is similar to Saddam Hussein's goons all growing the same thick black mustaches, Joseph Stalin's comrades wearing his signature military tunic, and Chinese dictator Mao Zedong's revolutionists wearing the "Mao suit."
The forced adoption of a leader’s personal aesthetic — clothing, accessories, grooming, or style — is one of the oldest markers of a regime drifting from democratic norms toward submission.
Instead, we recommend the wearing of bright blue Nike's to symbolize the upcoming Big Blue Wave in Congress!
Trump is dragging America into collapse
After his illegal bombing of Iran without prior Congressional authorization, as required by the U.S. Constitution he solemnly swore to preserve, protect, and defend, Trump is now planning his next takeover: Cuba.
“Cuba is gonna fall pretty soon, by the way, unrelated, but Cuba is gonna fall too. They want to make a deal so badly,” he told CNN's Dana Bash. Everything in Trump's empty, teeny-weeny brain is apparently about making a deal. Trump told Marco Rubio that Cuba would be his next project, that they just needed to finish Iran first, and that Cuba wants to make a deal “so badly, you have no idea.”
Ass-sniffing MAGA lapdog and Trump suck-up, Sen. Lindsey Graham, is also into propaganda baseball caps, just like Trump. Holding up a baseball cap that said "Free Cuba" and calling Trump the "greatest commander-in-chief of all time," he told fake fox news host Maria Bartiromo, "You see this hat?…Stay tuned. The liberation of Cuba is upon us. It's just a matter of time." Sundowning Graham is as delusional as Trump, his cult leader.
Trump is unhinged and mentally deranged. It's time Trump starts seriously thinking about his "after death" period at his advanced age and cognitive decline instead of about "making deals," unless he's thinking about making deals with the devil. Good luck with that one.
Trump's war has now caused oil prices to surge to nearly $120 per barrel at one point yesterday with the narrow 21-mile-wide Strait of Hormuz being nearly shut down as Iran is busy laying mines in the waterway. Trump obviously didn't have the mental capacity to put one foot in front of the other and think ahead. Trump is unfit for office, and the political fallout of his colossal mistake will mean a huge Blue Wave in this year's mid-term elections! The Democrats will thankfully be taking over the majority in both the House and the Senate! Then we can impeach, get rid of, and prosecute Trump, the traitor to America.
Mark your calendars for the next two "No Kings" rallies ("No Trump" demonstrations):
March 28 and July 4 (democracy's 250th Anniversary)!
We tell it like it really is, and not like Dementia Donnie would have you believe in his warped, twisted, and toddler's altered sense of reality!
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