More MAGA Inside Trading!
This morning, noted historian and professor Heather Cox Richardson, reported the following about more insider trading within the Trump administration.
"Early yesterday morning, Barak Ravid of Axios, who often reports information from White House insiders, wrote that the White House believed it was close to a memorandum of understanding with Iran that would end the war and lay the groundwork for future negotiations over Iran’s nuclear program, although there was plenty of hedging in the article.
Once again, there were fortuitously timed trades before the story broke. Adam Kobeissi’s Kobeissi Letter, which comments on global capital markets, noted that about 70 minutes before the Axios story, someone took about $920 million worth of crude oil shorts and bet the market would drop, meaning they promised to provide about 10,000 contracts for oil at the current price. Within two hours, oil prices had fallen more than 12%, making the entity a profit of about $125 million."
The MAGA administration is SCUM. The Days of Reckoning are coming after the midterms when Democrats take over the majorities in the House and Senate.
Get Tan like Tangerine Trump
Trump's inept Health and Human Services Secretary and tanning-bed-roasted strip of fruit leather, MAGA cult member Robert F. Kennedy Jr., wants teens to have the same opportunity to get melanoma, the most dangerous form of skin cancer, as their older peers by giving teens more access to tanning beds. RFK, Jr. has been sizzling in tanning beds for decades, and how he wants teens to be able to do the same.
We’ve known for decades that tanning beds are dangerous — especially for children—but hey, look at Kennedy. He turned out alright, didn't he? (Note: please excuse us while we vomit).
Tanning beds blast out ultraviolet radiation at 15 times that of the actual sun, but worm-brained RFK, Jr., who believes the government has been at war with sunshine, doesn't care about teens getting preventable cancer.
Actual scientists with medical degrees who work on skin cancer, of course, have pointed out that you cannot build up a tolerance to the sun. Instead, you just make your risk of getting skin cancer absurdly higher.
On the topic of cancer, RFK, Jr. is also advocating flavored nicotine vapes simply because Trump, his MAGA cult leader, said so. RFK, Jr. is a wimp. NBNB = No Backbone, No Balls.
FACTS: RFK, Jr. is not a doctor — he just plays one at the Department of Health and Human Services. He has no medical degrees, licenses, or board certifications, and no formal training in medicine or public health. His only qualification for the job is that he, like so many others, is an ass-kissing Trump loyalist.
MMGA = Make Melanoma Great Again
Republicans know they're screwed
The Washington Post reported that "there's a growing sense across the Trump administration that the Republican Party is in trouble and that the time has come to prepare for worst-case scenarios.” It's too late, MAGA Maggots! Democrats have the momentum ahead of November’s midterm elections.
Former Senator Sherrod Brown easily won the Democratic nomination in Ohio Tuesday and will face off with MAGA Republican Sen. Jon Husted, who was appointed last year to fill the vacancy created when JD Vance became vice president. The race is a special election to fill the last two years of Vance’s term.
Special elections have swung almost universally toward Democrats since Trump returned to the White House, and the trend continued Tuesday in central Michigan where Democrat Chedrick Greene won a state Senate seat in a closely matched district where Kamala Harris bested Trump by less than one point in 2024. Greene’s victory now gives Democrats a firm majority in the Michigan Senate. Michigan has one of the top U.S. Senate contests this November and is crucial in deciding presidential elections.
Republicans are also showing tangible signs that they know their fate. For example, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is refusing to set an election date to fill the vacancy created by disgusting and sleazy Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales’ resignation — likely because the race would be competitive and his party could lose the seat in a special election. That would put Democrats one seat closer to the majority, and deal a major psychological blow to GOP donors and voters.
And Republican lawmakers are retiring at a massive clip, with the number of GOP departures rivaled only by those from Trump's first term in 2018. That exodus is a tell that Republicans know they would be returning to Congress in the minority, and thus chose to hang it up and leave rather than suffer that indignity.
Trump’s coalition is falling apart as voters turn on him over the illegal war he launched in Iran that is spiking costs here at home. And gerrymandering cannot save the GOP’s Senate majority, which is now clearly at risk due to Trump’s incompetence and unpopularity.
Way to go, Democrats, on the march to the overwhelming Big Blue Wave of taking over the majority in both the House and Senate this November!
Noted historian and professor Heather Cox Richardson wrote: "According to a new Washington Post–ABC News–Ipsos poll, fifty-nine percent of Americans believe President Donald J. Trump does not have the mental sharpness necessary to lead the country. Fifty-five percent think he does not have the physical health to serve as president. Fifty-four percent say they don’t think Trump is a strong leader. Sixty-seven percent think Trump doesn’t carefully consider important decisions."
Dementia Donnie and his cult of MAGA Maggots are thankfully on their way out!
MADA: Make America Democratic Again!
MAGA: Morons Are Governing America
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