How long will Trump last in office?

Any bets as to how long Trump will last in office?

Any bets as to whether or not this convicted felon will complete his full term of office? Everyone knows he's not qualified — he only ran to keep his sorry ass out of prison.

After two days, he's already alienating not only "real" Americans, but even his MAGA Maggot base.

He's pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists who tried to stop the process of validating citizens' votes, and who were responsible for five deaths and 174 police officer injuries.

He's already walked back on his campaign promise of lowering food prices.

His henchman and new Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, said that what Trump really meant was that the war in Ukraine needs to come to an end, and not that Trump would end it on Day 1 (which is what Trump said and which is another of his lies).

Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht, who founded and ran an online criminal marketplace called Silk Road from January 2011 to October 2013, where more than $200 million in illegal drugs and other illicit goods and services, such as computer hacking, were bought and sold with cryptocurrency. During his presidential campaign, Trump promised to pardon Ulbricht in order to court the votes of libertarians, who support drug legalization.

Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He also wants to take back the Panama Canal and take over Greenland. He wants to change the name of Denali, the tallest peak in North America, back to Mount McKinley, after the president who was known for his tariffs and who was assassinated in 1901.

Trump is determined that white men dominate the United States, and that he will dominate these white men. In an executive order he issued last night titled “Protecting the Meaning and Value of American Citizenship,” Trump sought to overturn the U.S. Constitution and its consistent interpretation. He wants the power to decide who can be considered a citizen, and he apparently wants to force the U.S. Supreme Court to give him that power. The Fourteenth Amendment provides that “all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside,” making it clear that being born in the United States makes someone a United States citizen. Trump wants the Supreme Court to award him the power to override the Constitution on birthright citizenship.

As Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Inquirer wrote, Trump’s first day on the job was “a dangerous display of rapid mental decline.” Bunch recorded Trump’s slurred speech, rambling, and nonsensical off-the-cuff speeches and said that his “biggest takeaway from a day that some have anticipated and many have dreaded for the last four years is seeing how rapidly the oldest new president in America is declining right in front of us.”

How long will it be before Trump issues a command without Congressional approval that would take America into war, and his so-called "loyalists" refuse to obey his command? What will happen then? Will Trump try to call in the national guard or the military, and will they obey his order? Will civil war break out? Will citizens rush the White House to remove Trump?

Maybe the obvious will become clear, even to Trump's MAGA Maggots in Congress, and they'll invoke Section 4 of the 25th Amendment and declare Trump mentally unfit for office — which they should have done during his first term — and have him removed. Will he leave? He's already stated that he may try to stay on past his second term. More than 230 doctors have already said Trump is showing signs of cognitive decline and is too unstable to serve.

Maybe he'll die in office, either naturally, from some disease (after all, he's never released his medical records), or resign in disgrace like Nixon (highly unlikely for a malignant narcissist), or from another assassination attempt. No one knows. In any event, Trump will be gone in less than four years — nothing more than an unfortunate speed bump in the history of the United States, like a forgotten pimple on your nose.

Any bets as to how long Trump will last in office?