• A con man who is so bad at business that he filed for bankruptcy six separate times, even after being handed more than $413 million by his father and by avoiding gift and inheritance taxes by using a sham corporation and undervaluing assets; but MAGA Maggots were stupid enough to believe that he could somehow miraculously run the country after such mismanagement
• A strong economy that was booming under President Biden but one that is now in utter shambles under Dipshit Donnie — the U.S. government has become a neofascist regime run by a vindictive sociopath who is using the government to retaliate against his enemies
• An odorous, spray-tanned candidate who promised to bring down prices, but whose lack of understanding basic economics and whose failed policies have caused the price of nearly all goods to rise
• An economy where job growth has nearly stalled in the 7-1/2 months since Dementia Donnie took office
• An economy on the brink of recession where American manufacturing has contracted for six straight months so far under Drumpf's lack of leadership
• A lying cult leader who defies the Constitution of the United States at every opportunity — a Constitution we all saw him take a solemn oath to support and defend
• A weak, cowardice, and lying asshole who thinks everything can be solved through tariffs (i.e. import taxes on American consumers) and through his illegal executive orders and his Sharpie (Note: Toddler Trump declared more "national emergencies" during his first month in office than any other president in history — FACT: no such emergencies exist. It's all a dictator's made-up power grab.)
• A cowardice president who uses unidentified, masked, lawless goons and the military against American citizens on American soil
• A neo-Nazi fascist Führer and sick tyrant who surrounds himself with ass-kissing sycophants, mindless lemmings, fawning supplicants, and spineless legislators who use fear and ignorance to implement Trump's cruelty — all of whom need to go down with Trump when the citizens of America take him down (and we know who all of you are)
• A cowardice thug with no moral compass and whose former attorney admits Dipshit Donnie has no respect for the rule of law or for due process
• A PATHETIC LOSER who uses deflection to attempt to take the focus off of his failures — a "blame shifting" behavior common in those with Cluster B disorders such as narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) in order to avoid taking responsibility and maintaining an unrealistic self-image
• A poor excuse for a leader who gets what he wants only because he stacked his "kangaroo court" (a.k.a. the Supreme Court) with MAGA loyalists instead of unbiased, nonpartisan judges
• An incessant, serial liar
• A convicted sexual abuser and accused rapist
• A convicted felon (on 34 counts)
• A five-time draft dodger
• A sociopath
• A chronologically aging 79-year-old, exhibiting signs of dementia that runs in his family, but most definitely with the mental age development of a mere toddler, who is in serious, rapid cognitive decline, who lives in an alternative reality, and who speaks in rambling "word salad" (i.e. narc speak or verbal chaos), often a symptom of mental health conditions like schizophrenia (Note: other symptoms of schizophrenia, an incurable chronic brain disorder, include psychosis, delusions, hallucinations, lack of motivation, and disorganized thinking and speech, according to the American Psychiatric Association)
• An incurable malignant narcissist who survives on getting only praise from others and who fires anyone who disagrees with or challenges him (Note: Remember his "I was right about everything" hats?)
• A wannabe copycat dictator whose mentors are fellow komrades Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Viktor Orbán, and Vladimir Putin
• An autocrat who wants to turn America into a police state that he solely controls, and who acts like he is at war with America's own cities and the elected officials that the citizens voted for — Toddler Trump fails to realize that America is a democracy and not an authoritarian dictatorship. (Note: Dementia Donnie is putting troops in the streets of America in order to quell the rioting that will occur when the citizens finally find out that Trump knew all about the deviate underage sexual activity occurring in his buddy Epstein's home, but did nothing about it — which is tantamount to his approving of it!)
• A man-toddler who is not a strongman, but rather a weak, desperate, scared, and mentally deficient coward
• A traitor to the United States of America

"There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I'm madder than hell, and I ain't a-gonna take it no more

We tell our kids, "Just say no"
And then some panty-waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and he turns him back out on the town
But if I had my way with people sellin' dope
Take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let them swing 'til the sun goes down

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bibles away
They're livin' by the law of the jungle, not the law of the land
Well, the Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it, I'm a simple man

As far as I'm concerned, there ain't no excuse
For the rapin' and the killin' and the child abuse
But I've got a way to put an end to all that fast
You just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest"
(Charlie Daniels, lyrics from 'Simple Man,' 1989)

'Simple Man' is the lament of an honest man who expresses frustration at barely getting by despite making an honest living, while dishonest politicians and criminals are allowed to get away with anything.